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NINJA ETIQUETTE
  • Ninja never bring a gun to a sword fight. Ninja don't use guns. Ever.


  • The only way to end a ninja clan is to break the head ninja's sword.


  • Ninja never show their real face. If the need to show a face arises, it should be a very shiny mask. This is the only possible substitute.


  • When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death.

    NOTE: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.


  • When fighting with bow and arrows, a proper ninja will always destroy his bow if one of his arrows is caught in mid-air, and then broken over one knee of another ninja.


  • Ninja stars and sake are a perfectly good currency for ninja payments.


  • Ninja always use 4 pointed ninja stars. The fancy stars with more than for points are for the lesser ninja.


  • Ninja can only use their special disappearing powers in combination with a smoke bomb. This is not negotiable.


  • When training with other ninja, it is proper to group off into different colors. Stay with your color at all times! Failure to keep with your color results in a circle kicking, where you are in the center of the circle.


  • Ninja always wear tabi boots. Even when they sleep.


  • When confronting other ninja, always try to wear a different color than that of the ninja you are attacking. It is proper ninja-etiquette to give "home" color to the defending ninja.


  • Ninja don't sleep. I know I said they do above, but I lied.


  • It's expected that ninja will lie from time to time.


  • When encountering large falls and leaps it is appropriate to always give the right-of-way to the first ninja to jump.


  • With that said it is equally appropriate to give the needed time and space for the following ninja to jump and catch up.


  • Ninja never wear headbands with the word 'ninja' printed on them. This would be a dead give away when trying to blend in. NOTE: Sometimes as a joke the elder ninja make the geek of the clan wear such a headband. Sort of like a "dunce" cap.
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